1. sit in bed and sip on a cup of coffee to see if caffeine will help constrict those brain vessels

  2. sit in bed, kids on either side, and watch the free daily episode of peep

  3. sit in bed and google mary shelley’s frankenstein monster to show curious, nagging, begging kids what it looks like

  4. sit in bed and try to convince kids to bring their math blocks upstairs to play math with mama

  5. sit in bed, search for frog and toad on youtube and find lots of really interesting videos

  6. sit in bed and help seven year-old write a list of supplies needed to make two octopus costumes

  7. sit in bed and catch up on google reader subscriptions while kids play i spy school days on downstairs computer

  8. stagger downstairs at 11:30 am in search of food

  9. reheat and eat this stuff made two days ago and make and serve pasta to babes

  10. return to bed while kids watch little einsteins…to learn about music and fine art…

  11. …repeat…